The so-called Van Helsing Action Movie

I have friends who can improv roleplay better than that. Sure, it was used as a demonstration of the new special effects comming out of Paramount Pictures. Nothing more. I find my friends a lot more entertaining than the crap they put on the screen that I went to pay for to watch. VanHelsing my ass! It was VanParamount Pyrotechnics Show Off. I feel the idiots over at Paramount actually did the VanHelsing Legend of Vampire Slayer a grave disservice.